GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An